Dear J.Crew,
Let's catch up. After months of sending me silly emails of items that greatly missed "the" mark, you finally hit bullseye with this rash guard! You see, I fancy myself a surfer. I've surfed in WASPY Kennebunk, ME the past two summers with my best friend, Alice. I feel like this rash guard would make me look like a bad, ass, pirate, surfer chick. Yet, I'd still be refined with the classic stripes. Also, with this purchase, I'd hope to avoid the hives the rented wetsuit gave me last summer. Mind you, I learned a valuable lesson: Benadryl, is a wonder drug. J.Crew, if our annual affectionately dubbed "Surfing with the Monks" trip happens this summer... I'll do you proud by sporting this as I ride the waves.
Let's catch up. After months of sending me silly emails of items that greatly missed "the" mark, you finally hit bullseye with this rash guard! You see, I fancy myself a surfer. I've surfed in WASPY Kennebunk, ME the past two summers with my best friend, Alice. I feel like this rash guard would make me look like a bad, ass, pirate, surfer chick. Yet, I'd still be refined with the classic stripes. Also, with this purchase, I'd hope to avoid the hives the rented wetsuit gave me last summer. Mind you, I learned a valuable lesson: Benadryl, is a wonder drug. J.Crew, if our annual affectionately dubbed "Surfing with the Monks" trip happens this summer... I'll do you proud by sporting this as I ride the waves.
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